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Double O Bum Bra AKA the Double O Thong

Posted by Cassandra Weekes on Wed 22nd October 2008 at 07:00 AM, Filed in Hot News

Ladies, ladies, ladies we are all going crazy for more junk in the trunk, more bootay, a little more swing in our hips; well our prayers have been answered (to an extent!).

Introducing the new Wonderbra for our bums! Yes you’ve just read right, this garment the Double-O Bum Bra Brief is also known as the ‘Double-O Thong’, this piece of underwear lifts your buttocks to pert perfection if Mother Nature just so happened to be a little stingy in that area. And guess what, not only do they lift the buttocks they flatten the stomach. Foxy!

Double-O Bum Bra Brief Maximum Push-up Control Thong Brief - $62.00

But girls there is a slight drawback … they aren’t the most flattering of control pants I’m afraid and yes you guessed it ‘vanity comes at a price’. I’m guessing the ‘Double-O’ isn’t just for the two holes cut out over each buttock but for the Oh Effect! So, what’s the real deal here? Well, they are a mix of cycling shorts, thongs and control pants, the elastic straps at the top of each thigh act as a type of shelf once actually on, so your bum appears higher and rounder; an impressive result I must say.

I just adore fashion and fortunately I have been blessed … I don’t need to wear a push up bra for my bum or breasts but I am far from perfect.

We think it’s all right to it fake it a little, don’t we all … but are we slipping into a seriously vain society that fakes it to appear perfect?

Depending on what you’re wearing these control pants maybe used to fill out your clothes, make you feel better about yourself or just for a little attention. The Double-O Bum Bra Brief is a sidekick of the padded butt underwear which didn’t really take off as far as I know but what is different about these control pants is that they enhance what you already have so there’s no need to undergo vigorous squatting exercises or the more extreme surgery of going under the knife. Well girls they’re here for the picking if you want it, I’d love to know your thoughts on this item - J-Lo watch out, we may well be following in your footsteps shortly!

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